High Fives Died in the 80’s Release EP
Heather Gioia
By now hopefully you have been lucky enough to see this unique group live. Hopefully you have been able to enjoy a choreographed show and their simply priceless rock and metal faces; undergoing everything sweaty and way too close to the person next to you.
If you haven’t, well don’t worry, you will still have an opportunity to.
But good news comes for all those fans looking for the High Fives Died in 80s experience without out the possibility of wearing the guy who hasn’t washed his hair in days sweat. Finally, you can rock out to High Fives without some crazed fan dry-humping the speaker next to you.
High Fives released their EP, “Beauty Through Destruction,” on April 2 at Qballs in Fredericksburg, Va.
So how did they do? We know that High Fives can rock the stage. We know that their music is unexpected and outrageous. But can they convey that same knock you off your feet sound on this small compact disc as they pack when playing live?
“Beauty Through Destruction” starts with a one minute introduction, complete with a massive buildup, snare-tapping and even a movie clip. Just when you think the intro is over (about 40 seconds in) you are wrong that is simply the bands way of saying “hello.” What is most impressive about the intro however, is the seamless transition from track one to two, “Capt. Sav-A-Ho.”
“Capt. Sav-A-Ho” begins with a metal march as the troops come in. Led by guitarist Brian Smith and Curtis Hazen alongside bassist Luke Jones and drummer Bobby Baumgartel, vocalist Matt Thompson is able to storm your speakers with his low ranged growls. But wait, is that really the song? High Fives keeps listeners on their feet. Not only does it seem the demon was exorcised from within Thompson, but that there was also a complete change in the rhythm of the guitars. The drums hold the same brutal beat throughout as the demon finds its way in and out of Thompson while his voice varies from harsh and dark to comforting and warm.
“Pride Goes Before the Fall” (track three) steals the show on “Beauty Through Destruction” highlighting the essence of High Fives. Finally we can hear Haley “Hailstorm” Moss, who adds that special touch to the band on the keys. “Pride Goes Before the Fall” seems to tell the story of that one night you regret, complete with mixed signals, liquor, bad memories and sexual regrets.
“She has given me all the signs/ she thinks this can’t be wrong/ back stage, dark room/ back stage she screams.”
A little over two minutes into “Pride Goes Before the Fall” stuff starts to get crazy. If you did not know what High Fives was all about before, then you do now. Individually, none of the parts anyone in High Fives plays sounds like it would create more than noise when paired with someone else. When you see them live (or even simply hear about them), you cannot help but wonder how a keyboard works with metal; but then the drums start, the guitars wail the bass begins to bounce, screams come in and the sound is rounded off with High Fives’extra touch—the keys. Somehow High Fives takes their difference, takes different genres and highlights them while blending them into their very own genre of sex rock. Their differences work together—just like ebony and ivory—and they make you want to get up to thrash and groove.
The show isn’t over just yet though. High Fives closes off the show with “Derelicts Dead” (track four), which brings it back to their metal roots.
The quality of “Beauty Through Destruction” is overwhelmingly impressive. The sound differs from the High Fives that we see on stage, but what band’s album doesn’t?
On stage you’ll see vocalist Thompson sweat and run out of breath while transitioning naturally from demonic screams to angelic singing. Baumgartel dripping in sweat attempting to keep the band on track when Moss plays an unexpected, yet harmonious, note.
“Beauty Through Destruction” lacks that raw, live feel. But if you don’t have to listen to High Fives covered in someone else’s sweat or deal with the crazed, dry-humping fan next to you, then why put up with the unanticipated sound of a live show?
From the looks of it, High Fives will be making noise, calling attention and simply rocking long into the future. However, one can only hope that as they grow and improve as a band that we get to hear more from Moss, on stage and compact disc.
“Beauty Through Destruction” will simply mark High Fives debuted onto MP3 players, car stereos and laptops all around Northern Virginia.
“Hold your breath and close your eyes,” High Fives has given you fair warning, “they’re closing in.”
**Editors Note: Since published, High Fives Died in the 80s has parted ways with Thomspon and has been excited to welcome original singer Jeremy Todd back to the band.**


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